Sent to Me by email From Coop

[ldarrellc]

Figure those that havent seen it can get a laugh to Hope you dont mind Coop but thank You ..............

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.

He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.
The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his do ugh on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he still was a crusty old man, and was considered a positive roll model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

May he rest in Piece.

Please rise to the occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone else who may be having a crummy day and kneads it.

[coop]

Dick resonded with the best comeback line. Simple but it should have been added to the story.

[creilly]

Least his life wasnt stale.