Joke for the day
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rollmeupabeVeteran Member
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Location: Plymouth, Massachusetts
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 Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:07 pm |
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Guts or Balls...
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: ''Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?''
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: ''You're next, fatty.''
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.
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 aballeinVeteran Member
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Location: Hillsboro, OH
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| Posted: Sat Mar 21, 2009 7:12 pm |
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nice!
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Aaron
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 hasfamVeteran Member
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| Posted: Sun Mar 22, 2009 11:43 am |
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That got a laugh out of me. I sometimes read the funny ones to my wife but I'm not sure I want to with this one. lol
Rock
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 DickExpert Member
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Location: Rialto, CA.
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| Posted: Mon Mar 23, 2009 12:55 am |
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I understand that "descretion is the better part of valor"!
Dick
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" Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before".
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