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JeanKNew Member
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This guy buys a used parrot at a pet store. He gets it home and the parrot immediately starts using foul language. This went on for several days and the guy tried to teach his new pet proper words but the stubborn parrot would not learn them.
Finally the guy gets really upset and stuffs the parrot in the freezer. After walking away he realizes it was the wrong thing to do so he turns around, opens the freezer door and takes out the parrot. The parrot then says, "Okay okay, no more foul words. By the way, what did the chicken do?"
JeanK
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 smedSenior Member
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Location: Zephyrhills Florida
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| Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:19 pm |
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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 DickExpert Member
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Location: Rialto, CA.
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| Posted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 9:42 pm |
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It couldn't have been my Indian ring-neck. All he says is "Birdie, birdie, purty birdie, gimme a kiss"! Hey, whacha doin there? He loves shasta Cola! JHe and Jack Benny have one thing in common: They both are 39.
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smedSenior Member
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Location: Zephyrhills Florida
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| Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 5:12 am |
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Of course, Ol' Jack was 39 for the 41st time when he died.
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DickExpert Member
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| Posted: Sun Aug 02, 2009 2:46 pm |
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Very true! Sammy, however is still "sipping".
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