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 DickExpert Member
Posts: 5780
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Location: Rialto, CA.
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Good for a laugh
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The Pastor's Ass
The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey
that he entered it in the race
again and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of
publicity that he ordered the
Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day the local paper headline read:
BISHOP SCRATCHES
PASTOR'S ASS.
This was too much for the Bishop so he
ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey.
The Pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a
nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted
the following headline the next day:
NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.
The Bishop fainted.
He informed the Nun that she would have to
get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read:
NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10...
This was too much for the Bishop so he ordered the Nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read:
NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion can
bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.
So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about everyone else's ass and
you'll be a lot happier and live longer!
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" Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before".
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 Scooby DueMember
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Location: Tampa, FL
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LMAO! I loved it!
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DickExpert Member
Posts: 5780
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Location: Rialto, CA.
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I had to post it. It was just too good, to pass up. We need a good laugh, every now and again, especially in these times.
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" Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before".
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 Hunter09Member
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Location: The Burgh, PA
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| Posted: Mon Apr 26, 2010 8:12 pm |
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Very, Very Funny! Thanks!!! 
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 CdiddleNew Member
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Joined: 07 Nov 2010
Location: Oklahoma
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| Posted: Mon Nov 08, 2010 7:34 am |
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This is one of the best of the best!! Thank you. I am sending this to a friend of mine who is.........a priest.
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 jfines69Member
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I love it... Nothing like a good dose of humor and laughter to make you feel better... I have it every day!!!
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DickExpert Member
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Location: Rialto, CA.
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I have anither one, but I'm afraid it will have to go FWD!
Coop, I remember you like to paint, so you will receive it, (if it hasn't already been sent....)!
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 kenSenior Member
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Location: Phila.,Pa.
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