Immortatality

[Dick]

Natural causes


Gotta admire the man for being honest.




POLK COUNTY FLORIDA SHERIFF GRADY JUDD

An illegal alien in Polk County Florida who got pulled over in a routine
traffic stop ended up 'executing' the deputy who stopped him.
The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at
close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.
A state wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area and as soon as he
took a shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him.

They hit the guy 68 times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot
the poor undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel: "Because that's all the
ammunition we had." Now, is that just about the all-time greatest
answer or what!



The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes.

When asked by a reporter how that could be since there were 68 bullet
wounds in his body, he simply replied "when you are shot 68 times you
are naturally gonna die."

Just because he was illegal, doesn't mean that he is immortal!