weather report

[Dick]

Indian Talk about "going in circles"..... It was autumn, and the Indians on the remote reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a wise Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be. Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect all the firewood they can find to be prepared for a cold and long winter. Being a smart and practical leader, and thinking about this for several days he came up with a smart idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the coming winter going to be cold?" "It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed," the meteorologist at the weather service responded. So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood in order to be prepared. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Is it going to be a very cold winter?" "Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's definitely going to be a one of the coldest winters in history." The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find. Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again. "Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely," the man replied. "It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever." "How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked. The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting wood like crazy, and they must know"

[Cdiddle]

VERY good! I really enjoy these jokes/quips that you post. It's one of the first things I check to see if there is a new one. Thank you, they start a day off great with a chuckle or a ponder.
Cindy

[Dick]

You are welcome! I try to keep it 'clean", and hope it does not offend.
I am very broad-minded, and very few things upset me. The difference is in the laugh I get from them.

[Cdiddle]

If you have some that are more of a "mans" type of joke please do not worry about offending me, post away. Pretty much impossible to offed me. I too am very open minded and really love to see the humor in most every thing.

[Dick]

Thank you Cindy, I'll keep that in mind.

[coop]

OK Cindy. Here is one for you:

Why do married men die earlier than women?






They want to!

[Cdiddle]

Coop,
That is only because they can't keep up.........LOL