First day of school
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 DickExpert Member
Posts: 5780
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Location: Rialto, CA.
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 Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:49 am |
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On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty box of
chocolates.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box. The
teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit..
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed. "No," the boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked, " Champagne?
No," said the little boy.............."It's a puppy!"
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 smedSenior Member
Posts: 624
Joined: 21 Oct 2003
Location: Zephyrhills Florida
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| Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:55 pm |
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yuucccckkkkk!!!!!!!
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