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 DickExpert Member
Posts: 5780
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Location: Rialto, CA.
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 Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 10:53 am |
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What Aisle is the Polish Sausage In?
Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days�
A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
"If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
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 smedSenior Member
Posts: 624
Joined: 21 Oct 2003
Location: Zephyrhills Florida
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| Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 12:35 pm |
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I'm gonna steal this and post it on facebook...
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DickExpert Member
Posts: 5780
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Location: Rialto, CA.
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| Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 1:48 pm |
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Be my guest!
I stole it too! 
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