Finding the right job.

[coop]

My job search

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,

but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.



2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,

but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.



3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,

but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.



4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,

but that was too exhausting.



5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life,

but just didn't have the thyme.



6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,

but any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard.



7. My best job was a Musician,


but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.



8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,

but didn't have any patience.



9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.

Tried hard but just didn't fit in.


10. I became a Professional Fisherman,

but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.



11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,

but the work was just too draining.


12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center,

but they said I wasn't fit for the job..


13. After many years of trying to find steady work,

I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks,

but had to quit because it was the same old grind.


15. I tried being an undertaker.

But I just couldn't dig it.


16. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT

AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

[Dick]

Things are perfect, when they have the right man for the right job.
Cingratulations!