Oldtimers

Dick · Expert Member

Old timers bar

Four old retired guys are walking down a street in
Yuma, Arizona...

They turned a corner and see a sign that says,

'Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents'.

They look at each other, and then go in,
thinking this is too good to be true.

The old bartender says in a voice that carries
across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for
you!

What'll it be, Gentlemen?"

There seemed to be a fully-stocked bar,
so each of the men ordered a martini.

In short order, the bartender serves up four iced
martinis...shaken, not stirred, and says,

"That'll be 10 cents each, please."

The four men stare at the bartender for a moment.
Then look at each other.

They can't believe their good luck.
They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis,
and order another round.

Again, four excellent martinis are produced
with the bartender again saying, "That's 40 cents,
please."

They pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity is more
than they can stand. They have each had two
martinis and so far they have spent less than a dollar.

Finally one of the men says,
"How can you afford to serve martinis as good as
these for a dime a piece?"

"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix ," the bartender said,

and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year I hit the
Lottery jackpot for $125 million and decided to open this
place.

Every drink costs a dime...wine, liquor, beer,
it's all the same.."

"Wow!!!! That's quite a story," says one of the men.

The four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn't help
but notice seven other people at the end of the bar who
didn't have drinks in front of them, and hadn't ordered
anything the whole time they were there.

One man gestures at the seven at the end of the bar
without drinks and asks the bartender, "What's
with them?"

The bartender says,
"Oh, they're all old retired farts from Florida .

They're waiting for Happy Hour when drinks are half
price."

Error Nut · Member

I like that one. That is Funny!! Laughing

coop · Expert Member

I was figuring that the bartender was charging a cover charge for the rest rooms. LOL