Cowboy Whisperer

[Dick]

The Cowboy Whisperer

Cowboy, speaking to an Indian: "That your dog?"


Indian: "Yep."


Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?"


Indian: "Dog, he no talk."


Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"


Dog: "Doin' all right."


Indian: (Look of shock!)



Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" (Pointing at the Indian...)


Dog: "Yep."


Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"


Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."


Indian: (Look of total disbelief)


Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"


Indian: "Horse no talk."


Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"


Horse: "Cool."


Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)



Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" (Pointing to the Indian...)


Horse: "Yep."


Cowboy: "How's he treating you?"


Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather."


Indian: (Look of total amazement)



Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"



Indian: "Sheep lie!! "